it’s nearly the end of april
rain keeps calling: dig deep,
go within, and rediscover
that serpent coiled and sleeping
too soundly, a knot
at the base of my spine.
it’s got me on a kick
painting in binary code
blasting tori, screaming
all off key and laughing
(the names of our daughters
are pins in a map
to find this:
who are we now?
motherswomen)
where is my sex, [...]
Category Archives: hotness
april, rain(n)
April 29, 2008 – 9:52 pm
let me take a lesbian moment
April 26, 2008 – 1:23 am
…and tell you who is so smoking hot. Tina Fey is. And Gillian Anderson, zOMG she is in Maxim* and it is So. Damn. Yummy. And so is Maggie and Olivia Wilde and Jewel Staite and Brooke Wassername from Idol. These are my current girl crushes, just so we’re current. And Alyson Hannigan, you know, [...]
yoni!
April 19, 2008 – 3:18 pm
One more burst of sexual energy for the Sexography GBBMCMMCGVBVC… whatever campaign :p I spent some of my birthday money on a frame for the new piece, and after the printing costs I’m going to donate what’s left to RAINN. It’s not a lot but it adds up. Throw in a few bucks with me? [...]
my toy is a top, pun in 10 did
April 15, 2008 – 12:25 am
The sexiness is just growing over the cute little mommy blog like rampant ivy or kudzu now. It’s unsettling me- who reads this that I don’t know reads this? But on the tails of that thought: is it really surprising or shocking to read that an adult woman has had sex and masturbates? (And then, [...]
lactating and sexy? oh yeah. that’s me.
March 12, 2008 – 3:05 pm
Squee! Victoria’s Secret now sells nursing bras!
This is groundbreaking for me only because I have a gift certificate in my wallet for the Pink Shop of Girly Girl Hell on Earth that I’ve been carrying around since my wedding day. If I want to be a sexpot, I lean more toward the lack of any undergarments [...]
the first nursing home visit and then a sharp curve into kittenish territory
February 22, 2008 – 9:17 pm
It was not as bad as I’d thought. Aunt Pea told me there was shit smell in the halls and her roommate was a semi-vegetative skeleton, in only slightly more euphemistic language. It is rather hospital-ish, and the food is nauseating. (I tried a rubber tater tot. Tator tot?) The roomie is older and spacier, [...]
valentine’s day card 2008
February 14, 2008 – 3:57 pm
Bu’s Valentine’s Day card. I’m feeling really self-satisfied right now and am enamoured with my own cleverness.
Edit: I hope Bu isn’t freaked out I have never gone humorous with the Val Day card- I usually go the metaphysical Rumi-quoting route. I had a great one a few years ago with a human heart and [...]
sexy talk, daisy/bu style
January 20, 2008 – 11:34 am
If you are a Buffy fan, and specifically if you recognize Buffy/Spike as the Supreme Pairing of Hotness in the Whedonverse, then you know why “Let’s break the house” was part of our foreplay talk last night. And starting the makeout goodness vertically? Muchly yummy.
Getting a normal human amount of sleep seems to be helping the dusty [...]
if i didn’t repost this, i wouldn’t be me:
January 18, 2008 – 12:06 pm
Thanks, Eden, for the pant peeing laugh and for the good 10 minutes I spend reading the Fark thread.
OK: it’s just gotten ridiculously gay around here. Let’s just pause now, and have a Johnny moment:
Aaah. Lovely.
